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I have received a number of messages from Sam. He is not unattractive, but his profile is incredibly immature. He graduated a year ago. He misses partying SO much. Yes, beer can be tasty. Guess what? There is so much … Continue reading

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Tooth Gel Man Continued…

December 7th, me: Maybe you should get new friends? Tooth gel is pretty important, at least to me. Did you go on any dates? Are you into older women? I would definitely be intrigued by an old woman telling me … Continue reading

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If I were to respond…

The latest match messages. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all…or just write about it on an anonymous blog. Sam: I enjoyed reading through your profile. I look forward to the two of us … Continue reading

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The date was going so well…

Guys often don’t realize things that are really obvious to girls.  Mostly what freaks out a girl, what comes across as sketchy; that kind of thing. I went out to coffee with a guy I had met on Match – … Continue reading

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Pickup lines should not include holiday themes

The latest message that I didn’t respond to…but he gets brownie points for creativity? From: age 24 Him: Have you been Naughty or Nice this year??? I have been hired by Santa to make all your wishes come true this … Continue reading

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I found someone who shares my passion for tooth gel

I met a really special guy on Match. Tooth gel man (“TGM”) … November 27, TGM: I can’t believe how many people dump detergent on top of their clothes. It’s so obvious the best way is to put in the … Continue reading

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Learn to have patience

Sometimes I get messages on Match that are so hilarious or weird or persistent that I have to respond to them… November 12, Sam: Hey! You seem like such a genuine nice person! I really like that. So how do … Continue reading

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