SD: So as far as our date is concerned, what kind of apparel do i need? I assume that since you asked me you are responsible for implementing the dress code.
Me: A jumpsuit.
SD: Okay, any color in particular?
Me: Black, so that it’s multifunctional.
SD: What are the functions?
Me: Skydiving protection and ninja-gear.
SD: Don’t get your hopes up, I’m going to wear my chastity belt underneath and I’m leaving the key at home.
Me: It’s a ninja outfit. I’ll be stealthier than any lock.
SD: You are no locksmith. It’s like a vault in the form of a belt. And you are no ninja. I heard if you’re blonde and under 5’4” you weren’t allowed to be a ninja.
Me: You heard wrong.